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n1k_0lA
First Lieutenant
Posts : 569
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 31
Location : Ontario, Canada
| | Subject: Pick-up Lines Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:32 pm | |
| so me and my friends in school were juss telling each other some pick up lines and we came up with some good ones, wanna see what ya guys got  do you think that guys think with their dicks? yes well then do you wanna blow my mind | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:08 am | |
| if you were a booger, id pick you  |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:10 am | |
| (You need a coin) You go up to a girl and ask if shes good at math. She says a lil. Then you ask If flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head. lol |
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Matadorz
Veteran
Posts : 1037
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : AZ
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:55 pm | |
| Hey you wanna go to my place for pizza and sex?
No
What, you dont like pizza? | |
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CuVe8
Veteran
Posts : 1125
Join date : 2009-11-08
Age : 31
Location : Michigoonn
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:01 pm | |
| Lol..are you a pokemon? Cuz I wanta peek-at-chu.lol | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sun May 02, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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n1k_0lA
First Lieutenant
Posts : 569
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 31
Location : Ontario, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Sun May 02, 2010 7:22 pm | |
| whats the difference between jelly and jam?
i cant jelly my dick down your throat (sure to get you knocked out) | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Mon May 03, 2010 12:26 am | |
| You look like my first wife. >how many wives have you had none |
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n1k_0lA
First Lieutenant
Posts : 569
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 31
Location : Ontario, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Mon May 03, 2010 12:31 am | |
| ^ lmfao thats pretty good  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Mon May 03, 2010 12:44 am | |
| Castiel thats the best!haha |
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Matadorz
Veteran
Posts : 1037
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : AZ
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Mon May 03, 2010 4:47 am | |
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CuVe8
Veteran
Posts : 1125
Join date : 2009-11-08
Age : 31
Location : Michigoonn
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Mon May 03, 2010 8:14 pm | |
| weee owwww wee oww (siren noises) "whats that?"-she says..."thats the ambulence coming to pick me up, because when i seen you...my heart stopped"
makes em say awh eerrrr time then they suck the deek | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 12:17 am | |
| i bet jack doesn't even need pick up lines |
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Matadorz
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Posts : 1037
Join date : 2009-09-06
Age : 30
Location : AZ
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 2:21 am | |
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Andeh
First Lieutenant
Posts : 350
Join date : 2009-05-05
Age : 31
Location : Wales, UK.
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 4:02 am | |
| Guy: "Do you believe in God?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you'll be screaming 'God I'm coming' later." And that ACTUALLY WORKED. | |
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Biggie
Super Moderator
Posts : 648
Join date : 2009-12-23
Age : 36
Location : Oregon,USA
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 5:23 am | |
| hahaha try this one
guy: exuse me are u religius
girl: a lil bit y
guy: cus your the answer to all my prayers. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 2:35 pm | |
| hahahha yur guys r too much . castil had the best one by far  |
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CuVe8
Veteran
Posts : 1125
Join date : 2009-11-08
Age : 31
Location : Michigoonn
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 8:30 pm | |
| andeh...how the fuck. lol oh i know why cuz your a sex god | |
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n1k_0lA
First Lieutenant
Posts : 569
Join date : 2010-04-12
Age : 31
Location : Ontario, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 04, 2010 9:34 pm | |
| ROFLMFAO ^ we have a new champ | |
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Andeh
First Lieutenant
Posts : 350
Join date : 2009-05-05
Age : 31
Location : Wales, UK.
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CuVe8
Veteran
Posts : 1125
Join date : 2009-11-08
Age : 31
Location : Michigoonn
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Wed May 05, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| shit consider me fucking fabio(or some other playboy, like hugh heff) then lol. i always make dees bitchs laugh. no offenes to the ladies. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pick-up Lines Tue May 11, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| theres only one lady and its gonna stay that way |
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