Corrupt a Wish

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.


I'll start,

I wish Nik wasn't such a try-hard.

too bad we all no that would never happen


i wish i didnt have to write so many essays

lol youre going to college get used to it

btq im not a try hard xD i run around with a fucking sniper -_-

i wish quickscoping was brought back in black ops

but everyone could own you at qs



i wish black ops didnt lag so much

Wish granted, but it goes so smoothly that you get spawn trapped every match

I wish I had black ops lol

granted but your playstation breaks

i wish we could play mlg matches and not get raped